A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone. He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The Bihari sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment,the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.
Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor. He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grand father's words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats. Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said ......................................... "You think only you have a grandfather?"

at 00:21
2oo5?
n so its 2oo6... recap on 2oo5? nah... memory not tat good... haha.. some of the ones tat r easier to rmb includes helping yu ching move hse.. eating at jalan kayu wif the previous batch of nchsrcy ncos.. ldc/ltc wif the current batch of ncos.. november camp wif nchsrcy (blossom cheers).. den oso got cny o5 wif leslie they all.. me n my luck at 21 points.. haha.. wad else.. cls fo camp o5.. cls sports league.. sending sister off to france... doing retarded tings tat i regret (i've done it again now in 2oo6).. haha.. itp at amk polyclinic... losing weight... okie... lousy lie.. haha.. wad else... shall try a easier one: tried to lose weight by doing all kinds of excerise.. hahaha.. cried?? hmm... i tink dun hav.. haha.. sad.. to tink i last time cry so often.. hahaha.. tink tats abt all i can tink of at tis moment... n maybe tis is y i m blogging now.. so tat i got tings to rely on at the end of o6 when my memory fails.. hahhaa..
k.. recap of past few days.. fri pon gems n poi.. went to nchsrcy.. one side intralevel fight the other side interlevel fight... wake up ur idea la ppl.. the sky is blue n so r u! hahaha.. rmb wad i say la.. as long as u still got 1 cadet haven giv up.. u all shldnt giv up... den went kfc sit n eat till 9 plus den go home.. sat stay home clean hse for cny den go the bbq at deb hse... hmmm.. sorry to deb if we caused any troubles... tat qw stop smoking so much la.. wan me snap all ur cigarettes den u happy isit? haha.. den do nth at bbq except eat n tok.. only help to clear charcoal at the end... den walked to sengkang.. 5 of us.. den px go home.. den go yvonne hse.. din expect to stay so long.. from abt 12 till 2 lyk tat.. hahaha.. play 21points, daidi n cheat.. hahaa.. i got 1st in cheat.. =) hahaha.. den after tat walk kw home coz on the way.. den chester ownself walk.. den i walk till abt 3 reach home.. den today morning go clarice hse do datasheet... den c finish you qiang on the renci show den go home le.. walk to cp to buy lunch den saw 2 pinkies... den buy le come home.. afternoon watch tv n slp.. den nite watch tv again.. gone case.. wed got anp2 quiz... canot play liao la.. all the first ica like shit sia... continue like tis gpa gg back to 3.0.. hahhaa.. tml go sch den come home.. tues tink oso.. tats abt all ba.. b4 end put my 5 new yr resolutions for those nv c b4 to c.. hahaha
New yr resolution 1 - quit gambling
New yr resolution 2 - buy Chelsea away jersey
New yr resolution 3 - sem GPA 3.5
New yr resolution 4 - drop to 2 digit weight
New yr resolution 5 - learn, grow and teach.
no.1 still fufilling... no.2 waiting for money.. haha.. no.3 waiting for miricle.. no.4 waiting for global warming so tat i'll gain more heat n burn more fats.. no.5 leh... growing yes.. learn?? dunoe.. still committing the same mistakes as o5.. teach?? so far taught nth.. sad la sad la.. arsenal beat middlesbrough 7 nil.. omg.. if bet any other scores win like mad.. hahahha.. k.. no more betting.. lol.. tats abt all........ ppl who wan to tag den tag... those dun wan tag den dun come anymore.. hahahhaa.. juz say hi to let me noe u were here lar.. lol

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 23:38
ai wo bie zou
well.. since i'm here might as well blog.. hahaha.. anyway my soon is bored.. so hopefully tis post can help her get rid of 2mins? hahaha.. today is the day jeremy, my sec sch gay partner gg army.. hahaha.. or shld i say police acad.. lol.. den juz now pon elango lesson go nchs... luckily i pon.. they stay till 4 den decided tat elango playing wif them.. hahhaa.. den go nchs oso nth much to do.. sit in classroom for the interview.. so inproper... mite as well write down the qns tat wan to ask first.. coz sum forget to ask them certain qns.. hahaha.. den so many ppl dunoe for wad.. hahhaha.. after tat go rc room.. sad... sat told them wkday go arrange liao in the end mr rahim c liao told them clean up.. den after tat mr rahim had a meeting wif the ncos.. after meeting go kfc... ate shrooms meal dunoe for wad oso.. not hungry.. eat le oso not full.. haha.. den sit n stone till 635 den come home liao.. i mean there's no point stay there la.. since i've decided to let go.. rather sad la tat period of time.. den come home do rnai finally finish.. juz tat bottom half of the essay juz copy paste M one.. hahaha.. lazy la.. the upper part do til so nice liao.. hahaha.. den tml go sch print ba.. got 90mins break... today prac sum shit go prick my finger till so deep... still got the cheek to say i last time oso like tat prick her... knn... u tink my fingers no sensory neurons one ar?? hahhaha... wad else.... nth else la.. fc1 food very sian.. left chicken chop lookable nia.. sad... tml got nth much oso.. go sch... den go help sum ass investigate the hp programme.. den tink nth le... maybe wont online tml.. no point oso.. hahhaa.. friday dunoe gg nchs not.. c how the ncos plan till first ba.. hahaha.. sat got bbq wif the batch of juz gone ncos... no more chasing of ming guang tis yr pls... chase till in the end all hum dun dare throw him in pool coz he tulan.. ahhaha.. den tats abt all for the rest of my wk... well.. i get a feeling i trying to make it such tat i no need blog for next few days.. hahaha..
anyway added a tagboard!! yea! den ppl who wan me to link them let me noe lor.. hahaha.. tats all.. buaizzz

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 21:48
ala... wth...
haha.. sorry abt the sucky template or wadsoever.. ppl who noe of pink n gayish template n tink suits me can let me noe.. hahaha.. anyway... nth much wan to say oso.. juz trying to be lame u noe.. haha.. life's so boring... gotta do finish molbio essay by tml nite.. due on thur.. 3000 words.. on rna interference.. hahhaa.. n tml gg down to nchs.. help mr rahim wif selection of sec 1 members.. so niao for wad.. hahhaa.. go there ask them stand one row all those wif sia lan faces go home can le la.. hahhaa.. tml oso the day jeremy go in army.. sad case.. tat racist freak gona get whacked.. hahhaa.. police acad.. not bad.. bud tink go tekong beta.. at least more junglised... hahhaa..
ytd tok wif sum shit till 2am.. not bad la.. managed to improve my lying skills.. hahaha.. juz kidding.. dun feel so sad ah.. juz continue finding ur complement half ba.. lol... happened to said the following sentence which i tink makes sense: there's sumone out there who's perfectly complement to u. he/she will be able to accept u as u r n u r able to accept him/her as he/she is... of coz along the way u'll probably tink u've found him/her bud only to find out tat u'r wrong lata on bud nv stay at tat spot.. move on or u'll nv find tat person.. oso dun look too hard... coz we tend to overlook when we over focus.. so juz do wad life has for u at tat moment... of coz i din said so much bud the behind part is i add on one la.. haha.. bud its sense la.. applies to all... go tink abt it ppl...
went cp ytd wif jere, les, lt, cf n yy.. saw 3 sch gals hanging arnd at evening time.. dunoe y nv go home yet.. hahaha.. ate mac.. den go kfc c yy n cf eat.. tok lots of kok at kfc.. mostly abt their primary sch n den abt how jere gg get whacked.. haha.. den toked abt the renci show oso.. den les n yy go tok abt zoe tay.. den digress till dong fang billy.. den yy go say dunoe y he so popular.. den next table the aunty go say he is her idol.. lol... den very kok.. bth.. damn jiao... den saw qingwei... he better quit smoking soon.. hahhaa.. i already quitted gambling.. his hair sux.. ppl who noe him n c him in sch help me tell him ah.. lol... another late wondering student...
okie.. tml is a retarded day.. gona pon elango lesson.. hahaa.. i mean go for wad.. teach so slow.. he gona giv lots of tips for exams le.. bloody ass.. no1 bothered to let me noe got make up lesson oso.. so much for being the class treasurer.. the damn class still owe me $8... make me so f up ytd..
anyway my msn nic now is damn chim... [aeiou cghjlnty - i can show u how to smile, only if u allow me to.] the first part shall not do any explaining.. no1 is meant to undstnd tat except me n the smart ppl.. so smart ppl plz identify urself if u do get enlightened.. hahaha.. n the 2nd part basically can apply to lots of situations.. eg. u can bring a horse to a lake, but if it doesnt want to drink the water u cant force it to... okie.. tis is when i sec 3 yuching told us one.. lol... its like u dun wan help urself.. no1 can help u.. once u wan to help urself.. others den can help u...
btw.. i not stupid too(2) coming out soon... sorry but i'm an asian movie supporter.. hahha.. wad more singapore.. n anyway nchs juniors who wan play badminton can always let me noe in advance ah.. book court at hougang sports centre beta.. den i can officially thrash all of u.. hahahha.. tats abt all for today la.. if 1 month from now u still c me updating on a regular basis (once 3 to 4 days) den considered not bad le la.. hahaha.. tats all...
